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nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

Words to keep inside your pocket:

  • Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
  • Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
  • Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
  • Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
  • Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
  • Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
  • Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
  • Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
  • Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
  • Billet-doux - a love letter. 
  • Redamancy - act of loving in return.

(via eufouric)

fake-mermaid:

i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

(via well-excuse-me)

catversushuman:

Well, she is!
stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via kidney-stoner)